"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE “IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVED YOU” MEMES
#SEQUEL IN WHICH RAPUNZEL KILLS EVERYONE AND GOES ON TO RULE CORONA AS A VICIOUS WARLOCK QUEEN#DESPERATELY TRYING TO REGAIN HER MAGICAL POWERS BUT NOW TO MAKE THEM MORE DESTRUCTIVE#SHE FINDS IT AND THE THIRD PART IS: LONG BROWN TENTACLE HAIR THAT KILLS PEOPLE-RAPUNZEL#ANNA AND ELSA AS WARRIOR SISTERS WHO HAVE TO TAKE HER DOWN#EVERYTHING RESULTS IN A HEART WRENCHING BATTLE#hire me disney
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serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape
since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid
Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person!!!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
#from all the bad choices the movies made #not giving this friendship the importance it deserved is number one by a mile #LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME CANON THINGS ABOUT HARRY AND RON FOR A SECOND #Ron is the person Harry would miss the most in the world should something happen to him #Ron was just ELEVEN YEARS OLD when he decided not to go home for xmas #because Harry would be lonely #Ron completely opened his house and shared his family AND EVERYTHING ELSE HE OWNED WITH HARRY #Harry could barely function when he had that horrible fight with Ron that led to him leaving #HE COULD BARELY FUNCTION #LIKE OK REMEMBER THAT PART OF THE BOOK WHEN HARRY WAS TRYING TO FIND THE SWORD #AND IT WAS ALL COMPLICATED AND IT WAS DARK AND HE WAS ALONE AND SO TIRED #AND WHEN RON CAME BACK HE WAS SO HAPPY THAT SAME PATH SEEMED LIKE NOTHING TO HIM #AND RON #Ok Ron was jealous of Harry yes #but first of all CUT HIM SOME SLACK#he comes from a large family where he was always supposed to wear his brother’s handmedowns #almost never had anything new just his own #and then he becomes best friends with the most famous person in the world #wouldn’t YOU be jealous??? #but even if Ron was jealous he NEVER EVER EVER let his jealousy ruin his friendship with Harry #because it’s the most important thing #TO BOTH OF THEM #the MOST #IMPORTANT #BROTHERS IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORLD#YOU ROBBED ME OF THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDSHIP MOVIES #I DEMAND YOU FIX IT SOMEHOW
#’miss him?’ said harry. ‘i don’t miss him.’ #but that was a downright lie.#harry liked hermione very much but she just wasn’t the same as ron.#there was much less laughter and a lot more hanging around in the library when hermione was your best friend.#’what?’ harry gasped. ‘they’ve got… they’ve got ron?’#THE THING HARRY POTTER WILL MISS MOST SIR#*gets a tattoo of all of these passages right over my heart*
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